bubblesinabox:

scribblesonthetardis:

A shrock collab by me and the amazing Saintdoriangray
We proudly present: The Holmes’ Telephone!
Lyrics: Scribblesonthetardis/Bubblesinabox
Sherlock: Saintdoriangray
Mycroft: Bubblesinabox

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Hello hello Mycroft
you called I didn’t hear a thing
I have got no service on this crime sce-scene scene
Whu-whu-whut did you say
Oh you will be needing me?
Sorry I cannot help you I’m really busy
Re- really busy
Re- really busy
Sorry, I can not help you I’m really busy

Just a second Sherlock
don’t you dare hang up on me
You know how your manners
always upset mu-mummy

Put down that cup of tea
and take a look at this crime
Now be right back, gotta go,
got the Korean minister on the line

Stop calling stop calling,
I don’t wanna hear any more
I left my interest back at home
I was too bored

Stop calling stop calling
I don’t wanna talk anymore
From now on, Mycroft,
you will be ignored

Hey-ehehehehehehe
Stop telephoning me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eh
I’m busy-eh eh eh eh eh eh
Stop telephoning me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eh

You can call all you want
I won’t be at home
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone
I’ll give it to John
or to Mrs. Hudson
so you’re not gonna reach my telephone

You can send all your boys
With their shiny toys
but you’re not gonna reach my telephone
Now stop this abuse
There is no excuse
‘cause you’re not gonna reach my telephone

If you don’t pick up now, I will make sure you get in trouble
Gonna make it double!
Gotta burst your bubble
Sherlock, we are gonna have a good discussion later
You act like a dictator
Thinking you’re always greater

Not that I don’t like you
Actually I don’t at all
Every time I see you I want
to bang my head against a wall

Sometimes I wonder why
you are my brother, Sherlock dear
My worries may seem futile
but I swear they are sincere
S-so so sincere
S-so so sincere
My worries may seem futile
but I swear they are sincere

Stop calling stop calling,
I don’t wanna hear any more
I left my interest back at home
I was too bored

Stop calling stop calling
I don’t wanna talk anymore
From now on, Mycroft,
you will be ignored

Stop calling stop calling,
I don’t wanna hear any more
I left my interest back at home
I was too bored

Stop calling stop calling
I don’t wanna talk anymore
From now on, Mycroft,
you will be ignored

Hey-ehehehehehehe
Now stop ignoring me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eh
I worry-eh eh eh eh eh
So stop ignoring me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eh

You can call all you want
I won’t be at home
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone
You can try Anderson
or Sally Donovan
but you’re not gonna reach my telephone

You’re a childish brat
And I’ll leave it at that
So I’m gonna reach your telephone
There is no reason to stop
And I won’t give up
‘cause I’m gonna reach your telephone

No telephone - no no no telephone
I’ll give it to John
or to Mrs. Hudson
so you’re not gonna reach my telephone

I’ll telephone - ta ta ta telephone
There is no reason to stop
And I won’t give up
‘cause I’m gonna reach your telephone 

I love making these omfg.

EDIT: DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE ON SOUNDCLOUD

I actually wanted to put it on mediafire or something but I figured I could put it together with the other parody and they could be a happy parody family.